Being a single man I can eat Lamingtons and Chicken Kebabs for tea,
Being a single man I can walk around in my underwear and only do the washing once a week.
I can enjoy two hours of car racing on the playstation and watch what I want when I want,
I can sleep until midday, fall asleep on the couch, mainly because I have stayed up all night.
Being a single man I can have my music as loud as I want and as bad as I want any time of the day,
Being a single man I can wash the dishes when I feel like washing the dishes.
I can come home as late as I want, snore if I want too, and leave my cut whiskers in the sink,
I can sing as badly as I want, as loudly as I want any time of the night and only my dog barks at me.
But being a single man isn't all it's cracked up to be and like most single men I would give it up in a second for the right woman.